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Tap a probe to enter a reading. Tap a chiller to turn it on or off.
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Tap a chiller to turn it on or off. Each flow range is what that chiller needs at its tons to make the leaving temps shown. Less flow, colder water. You pick where to run in the range.
All numbers and calculations are estimates. Pete takes no responsibility for your inability to operate. Call your doctor if your TES tank lasts more than 4 hours.
By opening this calculator you agree that the thermocline goes where it wants. Past charge rates do not guarantee future charge rates. Flexim readings may be closer than they appear. Objects in the tank are colder than they look.
Side effects may include sudden confidence, unexplained chiller starts, mild to severe spreadsheet envy, staring at the tank page for no reason, and an overwhelming urge to explain the thermocline to people who did not ask. If you begin referring to the tank as "she," talk to your supervisor.
Do not use this calculator if you are allergic to math, night shift, or 39.8°F water. Stop use and consult a Day Bum if you experience tank top temperatures above 60°F, the feeling that the tunnel is watching you, or chiller 7 recirculating your thoughts.
Chiller 4 is steam driven and answers to no one. Nozzle count is a lifestyle choice. Chillers 1, 2 and 3 are not "the small ones." They have feelings.
The site flow forecast is only as smart as the weather. Forecasts made during a Santa Ana are void where prohibited. Target heights are suggestions, much like speed limits and the "clean up after yourself" sign in the break room.
Day Bums and Night Chums are equal in the eyes of the TES tank. The tank does have a favorite. It will not say which.
If your tank reaches 100 ft, congratulations, you have filled a tank. Please do not attempt to add more. The top of the tank is not a suggestion.
No thermoclines were harmed in the making of this calculator. Several were mildly inconvenienced. One is still in therapy.
Import power bids are between you, your manager and SCE. This calculator will not testify on your behalf.
By scrolling this far you have agreed to cover the next overtime shift. Just kidding. Unless?
This calculator is provided "as is," "as was," and "as good as it's going to get before the historian crashes again." Void in Wonderware. Batteries not included. Not valid during on-peak hours. Do not taunt the steam turbine. For external use only. Keep out of reach of the Day Bums. Your chill water may vary.
Congratulations on finishing this entire wall of AI slop. Your job is mine now.
Take a photo of each screen. Let the monitor fill most of the photo. Angles are fine.
Each photo is read by Claude. Check the numbers before you use them.
Where to find it (tap to zoom). Enter the number your screen shows right now.